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Well, it's 2007 and my old blog hasn't been updated for months and
months now. Guess what? I BLAME BLOGSPOT. It takes so freaking long to update a freaking
post.Or wait, scratch that. i blame Streamyx now. I guess people living
in America don't have that problem with their 1000000Mbps connections.
Here, in Malaysia they say we are given about 1 Mbps (which is already
pretty pathetic). However, they cheat you. 1Mbps actually stands for '1
more big pathetic sucker'. Sadly, I'm 1 of those suckers as well. You
see, we Malaysians have this ability to cheat people out of their
money. people say Jews are cheap. I think Malaysians are cheaper. Ever
noticed that malaysian's suck big time at football, basketball and
sports in general? But, Wait, whatever happened to Malaysia Boleh?
Well, 'The Times' lists Malaysia as the top country in
distributing pirated software in Asia and among the top in the world*.
if we can't be good in the good stuff, why not try the bad stuff huh?
Back to myself. New year, new blog. Trying to study
hard. But then again, why study hard? A research* was conducted in 2005
by top scientist in the USA on cute white mice. They placed 2 mice into
seperate jars. In the first jar, they forced the mice to study history,
physics and chemistry. In the 2nd jar, they placed an xbox360 and a
computer with Msn enabled. Guess which mouse lived longer? The first
mouse died first, probably out of depresion while the second mice is
still living today and is probably happier than me. Or maybe the first
mouse came from Iraq and choked on the sweet air of freedom in America.
Whatever. Well, some people might beg to differ, but I personally
prefer to live longer and have a happier life. So, i guess I'll enjoy
college life and girls which is really fun while I can.
On a side note, I hope this blog lasts longer than that mouse. Ivan signing out.
*All research mentioned are not real. Do NOT sue me for making up stuff. Its more entertaining this way.
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